8:13 p.m. - 2010-10-29
onehundredfifteen
i was sitting at a bar over the weekend. there was a fancy dress function on, there was a woman there with a poncho and a huge sombrero. a doctor in a white coat came up to the mexican, he was fooling around, kind of getting under her hat. his face was pretty close to her breasts because of it. i think she must've got pissed off or bored because she moved away. after that the doctor turned to a very white diego maradona who had been looking on, pretty bemused, and said: oh man i should've suckled on her titties!
maradona's smile faded a bit when he replied, dude -- that's my wife.
[a lotta love :: neil young]
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