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3:15 p.m. - 2011-05-01
onehundredsixtytwo
i was babysitting for a friend the other night, her son and i were playing on the ground. he was crawling around and he picked something up to put it in his mouth. i took it off him, it was a small piece of paper. when i unfolded it i realised it was a sticker. the sticker said, warning: choking hazard.

perfect!

today mum was saying how some fish she bought was kind of average.

it's disapopinting, she finished, because it was crumbed sole.

dad pipes in: more like arsesole.

[fool on the hill :: the beatles]

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