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6:09 p.m. - 2011-08-24
onehundredeighty
today there were two little boys at work to do their programme. i was waiting with them for their mum to arrive afterwards.

one of them was imagining a lion prowling around the room. look out for the lion! he was yelling.

oh don't worry, i said. i don't think a lion would be interested in me, i am just too rotten.

i'm too rotten for the lion! shouted his older brother.

no way, i replied.

yeah, insisted the kid, 'cause i just farted!

and they both ran off laughing.

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