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9:01 p.m. - 2009-05-08 there was an elephant there too. the clowns were annoying me (no amount of persuasion from a clown is going to make me clap along to crazy frog) so i jumped on the back of the elephant and crushed them all beneath her mighty feet. then she trumpted and we trampled through the crowds, onwards to a beautiful future together in africa! okay so only one paragraph of this entry is entirely truthful but i had to make up for the fact that they didn't even let me see the elephant due to "weather conditions" (which is a crushing blow to a girl who loves elephants the most and a tiny girl with hula-hoops unfortunately did little to ease my wounded heart -- though she was pretty cute it made me feel sort of creepy watching how she used her body to keep all those hoops spinnin'). [daughter :: pearl jam] � |