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9:33 p.m. - 2015-10-16
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two south american pack animals were going on a nice holiday. one said to the other, alpaca suitcase.

there is a gardening shop on my regular walk with the boys. they do their advertising via handpainted signs. i was about a block past the shop when i realised it wasn't dumprins they were selling. it was pumpkins. but i think i like dumprins better.

the first joke in this entry is particularly a-llama-ing. because i know they are different animals.

[beast of burden :: the rolling stones]

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